Lumabas sa fb memories ko, 4years ago so mga 4yo si lo. She came to me dala ang tablet nya:
LO: Mommy, let me show you something. Look at this. And this. This one pa.
Me: What do you want mommy to do? (i have a bad feeling na cos all toys)
LO: Buy them for me. (runs aways from me)
Before i got pregnant (currently pregnant), my husband and I would ask our daughter if she would like a baby sister or a baby brother. She would always say baby sister.
When we found out that I am currently expecting, we asked her again if sheâd like a baby brother or a baby sister.
2-yo: âBaby sister!â
Dad: âHow about baby brother?â
We were surprised when she pointed at my tummy and said âNo. baby sister!â Nobody told her about my tummy carrying her sibling.
Well, we wonât know until sometime in July if my tummy is carrying a baby boy or baby girl.
So, the kiddo is learning more and more recently. Here are the recent stuff:
When the Chinese yaya arrived this morning, he opened the master bedroom and pointed to his dad telling the yaya:
âBadoo, sleep!!!â in a loud voice
Another incident naman, but in public, sa airport, sabi ni mister while he was peeing daw, itong chikiting sabi sa ibang tao sa CR:
âBadoo pee-pee!!!â sabay turo kay mister
My 2 yo kid played with 3 different-sized statues, 2 mother maryâs and 1 jesus, and kept calling them, âbaby mary, mama mary and daddy maryâ. Then after sheâs done playing with them, the smallest statue went missing. Up until now, we canât find it kahit na naglinis na kami sa buong salas.
This morning, she was given a piece of chocolate (ferrero rocher). She went to our salas then came back to the dining area and asked for another one. When we asked her where she put the first chocolate⌠she just said âi donât knowâ. We looked around for it but did not find it. I threatened her that her daddy wonât buy more chocolates tapos biglang sabi sa akin, âcome hurryâ. she pointed at our shoe rack na may kurtina sabay sabing, âchocolate is hidingâ. Sure enough, nasa may shoe rack.
Now, weâre asking her where âbaby maryâ is. pero same sagot nya. âi donât know.â problem is wala kaming pang /threaten/ sa kanya to make her show us where she hid baby mary.
Putting my son to bed and I have a sudden urge to pee. I tell him I have to go to the bathroom. He says no and tells me to stay. I reply that I donât have a diaper like he does. He then tells me to âsquishâ my âpenisâ so I can âhold the pee in.â
Me: Arabella, can you pls put away your tiger plushie, itâs almost dinner.
A (5yo): Itâs a leopard, Mom.
Me: Oh, yeah thatâs what I meant.
A: Does the toy look orange to you?
Me: Um, no.
A: Does it have stripes?
Me: No.
A: Then itâs not a tiger.
Me: YES, I GET IT NOW
Road trip games:
Food that starts with letter G:
5 y/o: Green apple!
5 & 7 year old playing Stack the States on the iPad:
5 y/o: Kuya, whatâs this? (asking his Kuya to help him with the answer, does this around 5x and gets all of them correctly) Iâm so good with this!
7 y/o: Because Iâm helping you!
5 y/o at the rest area (with a loud voice): The people arenât wearing masks here!!
5 y/o after we stopped at the gas station: Is Papa going to pee or poo? ->buti na lang nasa loob pa kami ng kotse
When I was 19, I tutored 2 sisters (5 year old, 9 year old). Nagmamakulit si 5 year old tingin nang tingin sa mirror making faces imbes na magfocus sa homework kaya sinermunan ng ate.
âGawin mo pinapagawa sayo ni ate Abby. Kahit maganda ka kung zero ka wala rin. Tingnan mo si ate Abby kahit di sya maganda smart naman.â
Out of the mouths of babes thank you ning for the confidence boost.
Friend: âAte, brush your teeth again. I can smell your breath. Itâs baho.â
Daughter: âBut I brushed my teeth already!â
Friend: âDo it againâŚproperly this time, please.â
Daughter: âEh âdi cover your nose na lang.â